Juicy J Sets His Sights On Elin NordegrenS

In today's Tweet Beat: Juicy J's take on the Woods divorce, the benefits of marrying a chef; the dangers of working with Joey Lawrence; the perils of small planes; and Marlon Wayans' beef with Montana Fishburne!

Special birthday breakfast for Tana's b'day this morning - eggs benedict for all of us. Perfect!less than a minute ago via web

Moms bd is tomorrow. Let the planning begin!less than a minute ago via mobile web

Somebody please tell @tanatrump she's dead like her porn career. Like her daddy's dreams 4 her.less than a minute ago via ÜberTwitter

My apologies to the real montana fishburne for having to set fire to her alter ego @tanatrump. Thought it was uless than a minute ago via ÜberTwitter

I don't really understand why FatBooth is so popular. Don't you think it's more fun getting a fat face on your own?less than a minute ago via web

Luv the choice of casting Robert Morse in MadMen. Having played JP Finch in How to Succeed.. -he's the original on 60's Madison Ave.less than a minute ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

Just got a lesson on the proper way to slap a mans ass on @ABCFmelissajoey. More of a swat then a scoop!less than a minute ago via Echofon

I'm looking forward to this book about Isabella Blow that comes out in Sept. She was—still is— a huge style inspiration for me.less than a minute ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

Small plane, small airport! Santa Barbara Municipal. Glad I am not taking this tin can all the way to Toronto. http://twitpic.com/2himt7less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone

I dreamed that people from Wikipedia came round to your house to adjust reality if it differed from what they had online.less than a minute ago via Swift