In today's Tweet Beat: Juicy J's take on the Woods divorce, the benefits of marrying a chef; the dangers of working with Joey Lawrence; the perils of small planes; and Marlon Wayans' beef with Montana Fishburne!

Special birthday breakfast for Tana's b'day this morning - eggs benedict for all of us. Perfect!less than a minute ago via web

Gordon Ramsay
GordonRamsay01

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Moms bd is tomorrow. Let the planning begin!less than a minute ago via mobile web

Brooke Hogan
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Somebody please tell @tanatrump she's dead like her porn career. Like her daddy's dreams 4 her.less than a minute ago via ÜberTwitter

marlon wayans
MARLONLWAYANS

My apologies to the real montana fishburne for having to set fire to her alter ego @tanatrump. Thought it was uless than a minute ago via ÜberTwitter

marlon wayans
MARLONLWAYANS

I don't really understand why FatBooth is so popular. Don't you think it's more fun getting a fat face on your own?less than a minute ago via web

R.L. Stine
RL_Stine

Luv the choice of casting Robert Morse in MadMen. Having played JP Finch in How to Succeed.. -he's the original on 60's Madison Ave.less than a minute ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

Ralph Macchio
ralphmacchio

Just got a lesson on the proper way to slap a mans ass on @ABCFmelissajoey. More of a swat then a scoop!less than a minute ago via Echofon

Melissa Joan Hart
MellyJHart

I'm looking forward to this book about Isabella Blow that comes out in Sept. She was—still is— a huge style inspiration for me.less than a minute ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

Dita Von Teese
DitaVonTeese

Small plane, small airport! Santa Barbara Municipal. Glad I am not taking this tin can all the way to Toronto. http://twitpic.com/2himt7less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone

Adrian Grenier
adriangrenier

I dreamed that people from Wikipedia came round to your house to adjust reality if it differed from what they had online.less than a minute ago via Swift

Neil Gaiman
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