An Answer To The Breast/Boob/Funbag Question

A mammary majority has ruled, and your favorite word for sweater puppies is ...

Boobs! In last week's poll, "boobs" triumphed as the preferred term for breasts, with a near-mandate of 47% of the vote. I feel vindicated. The nearest competitor, "tits," was trounced, winning over just 23% of breast-appreciators. However, write-ins had a decent showing, capturing over 16% of voters. Popular nominations included:

— knockers
— chesticles
— the girls
— jubblies
— ta-tas
— rack

Less popular, but no less entertaining:

— sack of angry rabbits
— womanly protuberances
— Gin and Tonic
— Thelma and Louise
— nortons (what?)
— bazoobas
— Paris and Nicole
— Tweety and Sylvester (again, what?)

In honor of all these wonderful ideas, I now christen mine Beavis and Butthead. Thanks to everyone who voted!

Earlier: What Do You Call Your Funbags?

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