No Celeb Modesty At Gazillion-Dollar Purse-Porn Celebration

The opening of Louis Vuitton Santa Monica to Benefit Heal the Bay at Annenberg Beach House brought out a lot of chic starpower...and enough clutches, baguettes and handbags to bring a purse fiend to her knees.

No Celeb Modesty At Gazillion-Dollar Purse-Porn Celebration

Really hoping Rachel Zoe doesn't make this steampunk thing go national.


No Celeb Modesty At Gazillion-Dollar Purse-Porn Celebration

Deconstructed animal prints and leather jackets are, the September issues scream, mandatory for fall. Actress Julia Jones takes heed.


No Celeb Modesty At Gazillion-Dollar Purse-Porn Celebration

Little House-style ankle boots are also a thing. In some cases (see: Cheryl Tiegs) you risk a distinct Swiss mountaineer vibe.


No Celeb Modesty At Gazillion-Dollar Purse-Porn Celebration

Serena Williams' bag goes to war with her uber-feminine frock. Casualties ensue!


No Celeb Modesty At Gazillion-Dollar Purse-Porn Celebration

Wow, Molly Simms has a hell of a lot going on up there. Too much...or does she work it?


No Celeb Modesty At Gazillion-Dollar Purse-Porn Celebration

Eva Amurri goes boxy 60s-futuristic: the sort of look, in my experience, a boyfriend pans. But who cares?


No Celeb Modesty At Gazillion-Dollar Purse-Porn Celebration

Sofia Vergara balances a deep neckline with an otherwise old-fashioned shape.


No Celeb Modesty At Gazillion-Dollar Purse-Porn Celebration

Gillian Zinser: such a fun SoCal take on evening.


No Celeb Modesty At Gazillion-Dollar Purse-Porn Celebration

Kristen Bell takes bold risks for a petite woman: horizontal bands of color. A small print and plenty of leg help!


No Celeb Modesty At Gazillion-Dollar Purse-Porn Celebration

And just to give you an idea of the evening's real stars...


No Celeb Modesty At Gazillion-Dollar Purse-Porn Celebration

No Celeb Modesty At Gazillion-Dollar Purse-Porn Celebration

No Celeb Modesty At Gazillion-Dollar Purse-Porn Celebration

No Celeb Modesty At Gazillion-Dollar Purse-Porn Celebration

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