Cosmo Is Still Terribly Concerned About Your PubesS

The May issue of Cosmopolitan featured four stencils for your pubic hair. Now, the brand-new September issue has a HUGE coverline which yells, "Untamed Va-jay-jays: Guess Which Sexy Style Is Back." Lord.

Cosmo Is Still Terribly Concerned About Your PubesS

In case you couldn't guess, the "sexy style" that is "back" when it comes to vulvar fashion is: Hair.

Quoth Cosmo:

While some women are getting rid of all their down-there hair… another movement of chicks is simultaneously embracing the natural look — more specifically, supermodels like Kate Moss…
…"Leaving some hair is their way of trying something new," explains [Completely Bare Founder Cindy Barshop]. "Since more women tend to be completely bare, it can be more shocking to keep some of the hair."

Pubic hair on the pubes? Why yes, that is a shock.

The piece also mentions vajazzling; vatooing; PantyO, underwear which exercises your kegel muscles while you wear it; My New Pink Button, The Cuchini and Pantzies. The editors forgot Clitter, but they're saving that for October's giant coverline. You heard it here first.

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