The YouTube Genius Who Sings Of Vaginas, Sex With Bearded MenS

Two years ago, comedian Jon Lajoie launched an attack on women everywhere when his YouTube video "Show Me Your Genitals" went viral. And a brave new talent by the name of Majela has responded with a series of touching ballads.

Majela's answer to"Show Me Your Genitals" has already become a modest YouTube hit, with 156,000 hits. You may want to check out the lyrics she posted along with the songs to appreciate the poetry of lines like, "I'm gonna show you my genitalia" and "I use men to have sex; I use them and leave them." Obviously these lyrics are NSFW.

She's also responded to Lajoie's "Show Me Your Genitals 2: E=MC Vagina," declaring "I am queen of vagina." Her lyrics are subtle, but if you listen closely you'll start to understand her message.

In "Tickle My Vagina," Majela tackles Lajoie's "Pedophile Beards," explaining, "I love having sex with bearded men, They tickle, tickle my vagina; they tickle me with their beard."

Most recently, Majela has issued a response to Jay-Z's "Forever Young" cover, saying, "I wanna live forever, And shake my ass — I wish I could." This one really speaks to the human condition.

We're guessing it's only a matter of time before Majela lands a record deal, and it won't be a moment too soon. Pop music has become so crass, and what the world needs now is more music with positive, uplifting messages like, "Come and see my vagina, I wanna see your penis."