Today in Tweet Beat, Arsenio Hall feels weird about his friend's daughter's new career path, Kanye is doing less expensive things and Star Jones doesn't suffer fools.

Respect Dad-Montana should have used a fake name. Chocolate Apples or something! The word FISH as a prefix isn't good for a porn box anyway.less than a minute ago via web

Arsenio Hall
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Drinking New York city tap waterless than a minute ago via web

Kanye West
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On the real. If you write something rude & ignorant to me. I will BLOCK your monkey ass. Be clear. BLOCK BOO YOW! This is MY twitter...less than a minute ago via TweetDeck

Star Jones
StarJonesEsq

Photo: Pancakes for breakfast everyday! http://tumblr.com/xzgflln8aless than a minute ago via Tumblr

Terry Richardson
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Majors Pro Tip:
Use the seventh-inning stretch to rub one out. This can be made more private with the use of a @Fleshlight.less than a minute ago via Tweetie for Mac

Kenny Powers
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My new bathroom at TBS has two railings around the toilet. Those idiots - I asked for four. http://twitpic.com/2e1cwaless than a minute ago via Twitpic

Conan O'Brien
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Dear media, could you pleeeeese tell me more about Tiger Woods golf swing and the Kardashians buttocks?less than a minute ago via web

RainnWilson
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When u have a relationship with someone from Texas, King of the Hill really helps u gain perspective #itelluwhutless than a minute ago via UberTwitter

Talib Kweli Greene
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I love it! My daughter Delilah just said "I think sponge bob is gay- he likes squidward I love how she thinks!less than a minute ago via UberTwitter

lisa rinna
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