Today in Tweet Beat, Arsenio Hall feels weird about his friend's daughter's new career path, Kanye is doing less expensive things and Star Jones doesn't suffer fools.
Respect Dad-Montana should have used a fake name. Chocolate Apples or something! The word FISH as a prefix isn't good for a porn box anyway.
Drinking New York city tap water
On the real. If you write something rude & ignorant to me. I will BLOCK your monkey ass. Be clear. BLOCK BOO YOW! This is MY twitter...
Photo: Pancakes for breakfast everyday! http://tumblr.com/xzgflln8a
Majors Pro Tip:
Use the seventh-inning stretch to rub one out. This can be made more private with the use of a @Fleshlight.
My new bathroom at TBS has two railings around the toilet. Those idiots - I asked for four. http://twitpic.com/2e1cwa
Dear media, could you pleeeeese tell me more about Tiger Woods golf swing and the Kardashians buttocks?
When u have a relationship with someone from Texas, King of the Hill really helps u gain perspective #itelluwhut
I love it! My daughter Delilah just said "I think sponge bob is gay- he likes squidward I love how she thinks!
