Jennifer Lopez Won't Judge American IdolS

The word is "her demands got out of hand." Ah yes: The diva narrative. A familiar spin on the story when it comes to La Lopez. (Is it because she's vocal about what she wants? Or is she out of control?) [NYDN]

  • You know who would "love" to be an American Idol judge? Mariah Carey. [Daily Express]
  • When Angelina Jolie took the kids to a toy store in Tokyo, each little Jolie-Pitt was allowed to get two items. A staffer says: "There was a lot of talking at the checkout when Maddox had four [toys]." Shiloh got pirate toys, of course. [Us Magazine]
  • Owen Wilson and Rachel McAdams: Hot new couple? [Contact Music]
  • Fantasia is out of the hospital, and her manager says she has been "lifted up" by the love and support of her fans. Remember when she did that Patti LaBelle song? Awesome. [People]
  • Jessica Alba flashed her gorgeous smile and batted her big brown eyes and a Beverly Hills Cop declined to give her a ticket after stopping her for going too fast. [Daily Mail]
  • More music from Lady Gaga? Yes. She's been working on her third album and says: "I know I told everyone my album was done, but I can't stop writing. I might have to put out two records. I never stop writing. I'm always in the studio and always writing." And, when asked if she will be reinventing herself, explained: "I am Gaga. It's kind of like if your parents have nicknames for you. My nickname is Gaga. But I am ever reinventing. I am ever changing. I don't know. I don't reinvent from album to album, I reinvent from day to day, to song to song, from video to video. It's quite chaotic! But my fans understand that because they relate to that chaos in themselves." [This Is London]
  • "Paris Hilton has been sued after allegedly failing to honor a contract requiring her to promote a line of hair extensions." $35 million! [Hindustan Times]
  • Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens were seen doing shots. [Page Six]
  • Whoopi Goldberg is in London and yesterday, she showed up at 10 Downing Street for a surprise visit with prime minister David Cameron, who gave her a tour. [Daily Express]
  • Joan Rivers! How dare you disappoint drag queens! [Janet Charlton's Hollywood]
  • Kim G crashed Danielle Staub's birthday party at NYC strip club Scores. As Danielle explains, "Scores is a comfort zone for me." [Page Six]
  • Okay, so the Piranha 3D movie sounds kind of awesome, especially since Jerry O'Connell says, "I get to play Joe Francis. Oh wait, for legal reasons I'm supposed to say, 'I play someone loosely based on Joe Francis.'" His character is filming "bikini babes" on spring break when a fish attacks; and audiences will see "the sight of O'Connell's penis as it comes flying at them after being bitten off by one of these carnivorous creatures." [NY Post via Daily Beast]
  • Kelsey Grammer's girlfriend is pregnant with his spawn, a month after his wife filed for divorce. [Page Six]
  • More nasty Mel Gibson news! Now he's accused of "chest-butting" Oksana Grigorieva. Oh, and he supposedly tried to kick in the door of the house and shouted, "Open the door, bitch! Or I'll break the fucking door!" [This Is London]
  • "Meet Joseph Gordon-Levitt's Fire-Spinnin' Brother, Dan." [PopEater]
  • Everything you want to know about Elton John singing at Rush Limbaugh's wedding: Right here. [Daily Mail]
  • Set your DVRs, Jack Black is gonna be on iCarly. [EW]
  • Zsa Zsa Gabor: Out of the hospital. [Daily Express]
  • "I hate the paparazzi. I get so angry, I want to Sean Penn them all. I mean really, how many pictures of my bump do they need?" — pregnant Christina Applegate in Entertainment Weekly. [Page Six]
  • "He's very charming with [my parents] and he has an ongoing on email love with my mom and she loves it. She flirts with him, which is totally inappropriate and I tell him to stop." — Katy Perry on Russell Brand. [Us Magazine]