Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I learn about reality stars and royals. Ali's planning a wedding despite being betrayed, and we finally have a news about when Prince William and Kate Middleton will tie the knot!
This may come as a shock, but Roberto may not be fully invested in his relationship with Ali! Though he "likes Ali," he wants to make money, and loves the attention. They went out to dinner last week, and when she was in the bathroom, he was checking out all the sexy ladies in the room and kept talking about the "hot girls." A "friend" says he always criticizes "All-American girls" and that he wants a woman who will stay home — whereas Ali seems like a career woman. Moving on: Rachel Zoe had big hair in high school (see image 7). Has Lea Michele lost too much weight? She's been on a vegan diet, and Glee is working her all the time! Plus, a source says she wants to be a "major movie star," and "feels she has to skinny to make it." The guy who wrote The Hamptons Diet and does not treat the star says she's not too thin yet, but if she loses 5 lbs., she will be. In a sidebar, we learn that Jenna Ushkowitz has lost about 10 lbs. and thinks they make her look ugly on the show, so she has to look better in person. In other news, Kim Kardashian walked through the Beverly Hills Hotel with Cristiano Ronaldo, and this apparently means that they are dating, even though he has a girlfriend and she is dating Miles Austin. Angelina Jolie is "desperate" to keep Brad Pitt. He was "blindsided" by the tell-all biography, and is giving her the silent treatment, because he is 4 years old. They're in couples therapy and she is using sex as "her most powerful tool of persuasion." Margaret says, "What kind of freak sleeps with their partner? That is so weird!" Sandra Bullock and Jesse James still have contact with each other — when he drops off the kids. Finally: "What's Their Bikini Age?" pits women in swimsuits against themselves; Lindsay Lohan is 24, but "looks" 40; Annalynne McCord has a "boyish build," which means she is 23 but "looks" 14 (see image 8).
Grade: D- (meeting on a reality show)