I tripped this morning and the only thing I held onto was teri's boob! Thank God they're real and they're... http://fb.me/tFOO3OsM
@EvaLongoria Thanks so much Eva for graciously welcoming me into Twitter world. Work was fun this morning. My boob is still tingling. Ha!
Anybody figure out how to lose weight without losing your tits and your ass?
Jsut wanna make 1 thing clear-the cleanse is not for weight loss. Its for health..and I feel great!
Where do I buy a rain coat??
Just cause you got a stylist don't mean they got style #BESTTWEETOFALLTIME!!!
Just cause you got a stylist don't mean you got style #BETTERTWEETOFALLTIME!!!
@kanyewest I just listened to Wu Tang with a suit on, too! JINX!
Why do people say something is "as cute as a button"? Why not as cute as a zipper?
Just watched a best of Whitney Houston and I can't believe they forgot her best line ever: "I am NOT dealin' with this todaaaaayyyy"
Last night I was explaining to my girlfriend what Teddy Ruxpin was and she started laughing and said "That's you!" #talkingbearfail
Happy Birthday to my Hoda Woman!!!!!!!!
thank you for all of the bday tweets—so sweet—old am i again????
Feels good to be a kid