Levi Mingles With The Pretty Little Ladies At Teen Choice AwardsS

We're told teens deal with conformity, but every single woman in an eensy mini? This took herd mentality to a whole new level! Luckily, there were bright spots amidst the sea of gams and booties...and, um, Levi.

Levi Mingles With The Pretty Little Ladies At Teen Choice AwardsS

Black, of course, was popular - if not so basic. Kim Kardashian's version of the LBD is, at least technically, all those things: but better not try to take this one from cocktails to a funeral.


Levi Mingles With The Pretty Little Ladies At Teen Choice AwardsS

The Vampire Diaries' Katerina Graham couldn't decide between bedazzled and pirate, so didn't.


Levi Mingles With The Pretty Little Ladies At Teen Choice AwardsS

Why won't the leather kilt-on-red-carpet die? Jenna Dewan, tell us!


Levi Mingles With The Pretty Little Ladies At Teen Choice AwardsS

Apparently, if we believe Shailene Woodley, The Secret Life of the American Teenager involves some highly dubious shoulder detailing.


Levi Mingles With The Pretty Little Ladies At Teen Choice AwardsS

Nikki Blonsky, vaguely 40s, bucks the glitz trend with elegant results.


Levi Mingles With The Pretty Little Ladies At Teen Choice AwardsS

Cobalt was another popular choice, as modeled by Modern Family star Sarah Hyland.


Levi Mingles With The Pretty Little Ladies At Teen Choice AwardsS

Ditto Christelle.


Levi Mingles With The Pretty Little Ladies At Teen Choice AwardsS

Victoria Justice keeps it simple.


Levi Mingles With The Pretty Little Ladies At Teen Choice AwardsS

Melissa & Joey's Taylor Spreitler adds cute 70s detailing.


Levi Mingles With The Pretty Little Ladies At Teen Choice AwardsS

One of the more troubling trends? Booties: something few mere mortals can rock. Emma Roberts, of course, is Hollywood royalty. Not to mention sartorial.


Levi Mingles With The Pretty Little Ladies At Teen Choice AwardsS

Of course, booties were kind of the least of Lucy Hale's worries.


Levi Mingles With The Pretty Little Ladies At Teen Choice AwardsS

Jennifer Stone combines all the evening's trends in one getup!


Levi Mingles With The Pretty Little Ladies At Teen Choice AwardsS

And Ariel Winter takes the trend to its logical conclusion.


Levi Mingles With The Pretty Little Ladies At Teen Choice AwardsS

The reign of Sparkle Motion continued unabated: Lea Michele was ready for Vegas - in the best possible way.


Levi Mingles With The Pretty Little Ladies At Teen Choice AwardsS

Mary Lynn Rajskub has never looked more glam.


Levi Mingles With The Pretty Little Ladies At Teen Choice AwardsS

Keke Palmer goes all-out. Disco-ball-out.


Levi Mingles With The Pretty Little Ladies At Teen Choice AwardsS

Carrie Keagan.


And, in an unfortunate patchwork compromise, the lovely Degrassi alum Nina Dobrev.

Levi Mingles With The Pretty Little Ladies At Teen Choice AwardsS

Virginal white's still big, too. Exhibit A: Selena Gomez.


Levi Mingles With The Pretty Little Ladies At Teen Choice AwardsS

B? Courtney Galiano, bridging white and sparkle.


Levi Mingles With The Pretty Little Ladies At Teen Choice AwardsS

Kat Deeley, ready for Diddy's White Party.


Levi Mingles With The Pretty Little Ladies At Teen Choice AwardsS

Ashley Greene went the upholstery route.


Levi Mingles With The Pretty Little Ladies At Teen Choice AwardsS

Weirdly, the rule-breakers were amongst the most conservative - and successful. Check out Jayma Mays' demure citron.


Levi Mingles With The Pretty Little Ladies At Teen Choice AwardsS

Also in the top tier, Amber Riley.


Levi Mingles With The Pretty Little Ladies At Teen Choice AwardsS

I'd say she was really duking it out with Naya Rivera: the Glee ladies represented!


Levi Mingles With The Pretty Little Ladies At Teen Choice AwardsS

The menfolk were all senior-at-prom. See: Monteith's I'm-still-me shoes.


Levi Mingles With The Pretty Little Ladies At Teen Choice AwardsS

And Jackson's grudging tie.


Levi Mingles With The Pretty Little Ladies At Teen Choice AwardsS

Say what one will about Levi, he and his date don't look awful...just kinda prom after-party.

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