Today in Tweet Beat, Kanye lets us know that he actually isn't that hard to shop for, Wendy Williams is sewing, and Andrew WK took a shit on a wall.
I just shit and pissed all over the bathroom walls at this gas station. IT FELT SOOO AMAZING!
I don't own a cell phone... No seriously, I don't own a cell phone!
hubby shorts have hole & wig has hanging track. im wthchn judge joe & sewing! http://twitpic.com/2c60m2
they need a Viagra for nipples
I need a positive female role model.
I miss Natasha Lyonne. I'm relieved and happy she's beginning a comeback, pointing the way for Lindsay Lohan. http://dld.bz/qKtK
I believe in my heart that @LadyGaGa is going to positively help shift the world for the better. She is a messenger OF God's Love and Grace
#Gagapalooza! A night to commemorate the most bad ass whirlwind of all time, waiting for my friends to pick me up our el camino, GINGER.
No offense to the family victimized by the actual rapist!
is it bad that i dont care to celebrate my 21st birthday? what does that mean about my personality?
if u meet a girl wit booty shots implants fake contacts and a lace front..arent u allowed to lie to her like 5 or 6 times in the first convo
I'm so proud of my homie @wyclef running 4 president of Hatti. He'll do great. People ask me about politics.. I tell em "I got outta crime"
Last night's reference to "come ice cream" should have read "some ice cream." It's called a Freudian slip. Sorry about that.
Just finished cleaning up the bathroom. It was gross, but the initial sensation was worth it. Such a cool rush!
