In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, a queef joke squeaks out on live TV, Bill Cosby claims he isn't dead, and Teresa Giudice gets grilled about her money problems on The View.
2.) A bear took a dump on Caroline Manzo's lawn.
And it made the evening news.
3.) Teresa Giudice has always "lived within [her] means."
She said that while on The View to discuss filing for bankruptcy. Joy Behar did not let her off the hook.
4.) "I wanna smell my mom."
5.) Bill Cosby is not dead.
Or so he says.
6.) A queef joke on live TV.
I wonder if Julie Chen was pretending to not know how dirty Ragan was being, or if she really is a robot and thus has never queefed.
7.) Bitter old lady
This Life Alert ad has been making the rounds again after being absent from my afternoon court TV viewing. I've always loved how bitter that last lady is about her kids not looking after her.
It's not lost on me that this no-frills lady is wearing those ruffles.
You know that since these people never hang out in real life, their office Christmas parties are so boring until the third or fourth round.
10.) Health inspectors shut down a 7-year-old girl's lemonade stand.
Did they also steal her candy and tell her that Santa Claus isn't real?