Never A Dull Fashion Moment On The GLAAD Red Carpet

The GLAAD Manhattan event at 230 Fifth Avenue was hard to sum up, but we'll try: Real Housewives of New York, drag queens, stylists, caftans, sequins...and some very scant skivvies!

Never A Dull Fashion Moment On The GLAAD Red Carpet

Fact: once I saw Alex McCord on the street wearing a zebra-print vest and matching zebra-trimmed short-shorts. Another time I saw Simon Van Kempen, also in a vest. These sane and appropriate getups are downright disappointing by comparison.


Never A Dull Fashion Moment On The GLAAD Red Carpet

A vest like Richie Rich's, for example, would have really made their outfits,


Never A Dull Fashion Moment On The GLAAD Red Carpet

Bethenny Frankel also goes relatively demure, if...fitted.


Never A Dull Fashion Moment On The GLAAD Red Carpet

Johnny Weir, always ready to bring the festivity.


Never A Dull Fashion Moment On The GLAAD Red Carpet

Actor Scott Evans didn't want to commit to a tie, but wanted to be technically wearing one in case there was an archaic dress code. Sly, sir.


Never A Dull Fashion Moment On The GLAAD Red Carpet

Did he and John Bartlett coordinate?


Never A Dull Fashion Moment On The GLAAD Red Carpet

Derek Warburton is a stylist. So, you know.


Never A Dull Fashion Moment On The GLAAD Red Carpet

Josie Smith-Malave evokes Dr. Fad - always a good thing.


Never A Dull Fashion Moment On The GLAAD Red Carpet

Stylist Phillip Bloch does his usual tribute to the Black Hand.


Never A Dull Fashion Moment On The GLAAD Red Carpet

Figure skater Sarah Hughes: graceful in a bandage.


Never A Dull Fashion Moment On The GLAAD Red Carpet

Jade may or may not have broken into a "What a Feeling" remix. In my fantasies, she does.


Never A Dull Fashion Moment On The GLAAD Red Carpet

JuJubee drew the obligatory "late 70s bridesmaid" card.


Never A Dull Fashion Moment On The GLAAD Red Carpet

Actress Maria Helena Vianna must be kicking herself for not going with the sequins.


Never A Dull Fashion Moment On The GLAAD Red Carpet

Drag performer Bianca Del Rio looks like she pulled Cecil Beaton from beyond the grave!


Never A Dull Fashion Moment On The GLAAD Red Carpet

I think we can agree that Scott Herman wins the outfit sweepstakes: or at the very least the "Emperor's New Clothes" award.

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