Bill Cosby Is Not Dead

Today in Tweet Beat, Bill Cosby is alive and well (and pushing an iPhone app) despite rumors of his demise. Also, Danny DeVito is lucid and seems to be aware of his surroundings.

No, Bill Cosby has not died. I brought him into this world and only I can take him out.less than a minute ago via web

Again, I'm rebuttaling rumors about my demise. But, I'm confirming I have an app - http://bit.ly/BillCosbyApp :)less than a minute ago via web

Emotional friends have called about this misinformation. To the people behind the foolishness, I'm not sure you see how upsetting this is.less than a minute ago via web

@BillCosby glad you are here.less than a minute ago via web

@BillCosby will be on tonight to confirm he's not dead! Who starts these rumors?less than a minute ago via web

what is going on with people? is it true bill cosby died? huh?less than a minute ago via web

I'm on "The View" live at 11am ET TODAY! I'm not sure when it airs in other time zones, but I'm on today! xxless than a minute ago via web

I just had to pause THE VIEW and take an Excedrin!less than a minute ago via qStatus

Thank you all for your encouraging tweets. I'm fine. I'm a tough cookie. It takes more than an old comedian to bring me down. ;)less than a minute ago via web

Tampon strings should be waterproof. 1 pre-flight pee &I have to sit on a tiny wet rope for 5 hours? Boo.less than a minute ago via Twittelator

Fur pillows are hard to actually sleep onless than a minute ago via web

Holy Shitballs! It's August 2nd!less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone