Today in Tweet Beat, Bill Cosby is alive and well (and pushing an iPhone app) despite rumors of his demise. Also, Danny DeVito is lucid and seems to be aware of his surroundings.

No, Bill Cosby has not died. I brought him into this world and only I can take him out.less than a minute ago via web

Jesus Christ
Jesus_M_Christ

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Again, I'm rebuttaling rumors about my demise. But, I'm confirming I have an app - http://bit.ly/BillCosbyApp :)less than a minute ago via web

Bill Cosby
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Emotional friends have called about this misinformation. To the people behind the foolishness, I'm not sure you see how upsetting this is.less than a minute ago via web

Bill Cosby
BillCosby

@BillCosby glad you are here.less than a minute ago via web

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Questo of The Roots
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@BillCosby will be on tonight to confirm he's not dead! Who starts these rumors?less than a minute ago via web

Larry King
kingsthings

what is going on with people? is it true bill cosby died? huh?less than a minute ago via web

Kelly K. Bensimon
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I'm on "The View" live at 11am ET TODAY! I'm not sure when it airs in other time zones, but I'm on today! xxless than a minute ago via web

Teresa Giudice
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I just had to pause THE VIEW and take an Excedrin!less than a minute ago via qStatus

Arsenio Hall
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Thank you all for your encouraging tweets. I'm fine. I'm a tough cookie. It takes more than an old comedian to bring me down. ;)less than a minute ago via web

Teresa Giudice
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Tampon strings should be waterproof. 1 pre-flight pee &I have to sit on a tiny wet rope for 5 hours? Boo.less than a minute ago via Twittelator

Sarah Silverman
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Fur pillows are hard to actually sleep onless than a minute ago via web

Kanye West
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Holy Shitballs! It's August 2nd!less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone

Danny DeVito
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