Going to bail @Sn00ki out of jail... The things I do for this girl I swear.
Just landed in NYC and got a nice scary surprise from Teri Hatcher! She came up behind me and scared me so bad I screamed! Love u Teri! Xo
Meant to say "kibbutz". Not "kibbutz". #myyiddishstinkswhileinflight
It's a good thing I follow myself on Twitter or I'd have never known I was engaged. I had no idea. Congrats? #FunniestFollowFridayEver
I think the President should "refudiate" Sarah Palin's remarks about going on the View.
A song now!? What's wrong with MIchael Lohan? Po' baby! Lil' old, crazy ass, attention ho, baby. Man up Mike! Your "baby" needs you!
I told somebody to kiss my butt and he leaned in and kissed it. I'm in love.