Today in Tweet Beat, JWoww is live Tweeting as she bails Snooki out of jail, Teri Hatcher is scary, and Lady Gaga is cooking.

Going to bail @Sn00ki out of jail... The things I do for this girl I swear.less than a minute ago via FacebookJWoww Is Bailing Snooki Out Of JailJWOWW
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Just landed in NYC and got a nice scary surprise from Teri Hatcher! She came up behind me and scared me so bad I screamed! Love u Teri! Xoless than a minute ago via TweetGeniusJWoww Is Bailing Snooki Out Of JailKim Kardashian
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http://twitpic.com/29vw9f thanks @fernandogaribay, next time Im gonna poison and kill you like I did the rest of themless than a minute ago via webJWoww Is Bailing Snooki Out Of JailLady Gaga
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Meant to say "kibbutz". Not "kibbutz". #myyiddishstinkswhileinflightless than a minute ago via webJWoww Is Bailing Snooki Out Of JailAndy Cohen
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I meant to say KIBBITZ. #blamingmyipad. #promiseiamsoberless than a minute ago via webJWoww Is Bailing Snooki Out Of JailAndy Cohen
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It's a good thing I follow myself on Twitter or I'd have never known I was engaged. I had no idea. Congrats? #FunniestFollowFridayEverless than a minute ago via webJWoww Is Bailing Snooki Out Of JailEli Roth
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I think the President should "refudiate" Sarah Palin's remarks about going on the View.less than a minute ago via Seesmic WebJWoww Is Bailing Snooki Out Of JailJoy Behar
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A song now!? What's wrong with MIchael Lohan? Po' baby! Lil' old, crazy ass, attention ho, baby. Man up Mike! Your "baby" needs you!less than a minute ago via webJWoww Is Bailing Snooki Out Of JailArsenio Hall
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I told somebody to kiss my butt and he leaned in and kissed it. I'm in love.less than a minute ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®JWoww Is Bailing Snooki Out Of JailMacy Gray
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