Kanye's Twitter Is Intolerable, And He Must Be Stopped

After keeping a pretty low profile for the past 11 months, Kanye West joined Twitter yesterday and is doing to his followers' timelines what he did to Taylor Swift at the VMAs—hogging the mic.

The nature of Twitter and its 140-character limit lends itself to banality. Because of the timeline feature, users can enjoy a mix of needless updates from the pool of the people they follow. However, because of Kanye's enthusiasm for the medium, he's been dominating everyone's timelines with his Tweets about being rich and doing expensive things. In the past 24 hours, Kanye has posted nearly 100 Tweets. Let's break them down:

7 Tweets about flying on a private jet.

Kanye's Twitter Is Intolerable, And He Must Be Stopped

Kanye's Twitter Is Intolerable, And He Must Be Stopped




3 Tweets about Lanvin.

Kanye's Twitter Is Intolerable, And He Must Be Stopped




15 Tweets about interior decorating, including his inspiration…

Kanye's Twitter Is Intolerable, And He Must Be Stopped

Kanye's Twitter Is Intolerable, And He Must Be Stopped




Advice…

Kanye's Twitter Is Intolerable, And He Must Be Stopped




And cereal bowls.

Kanye's Twitter Is Intolerable, And He Must Be Stopped

Kanye's Twitter Is Intolerable, And He Must Be Stopped




11 shout outs to media outlets (not including links to articles written about him today).

1 Tweet about a luxury car.

1 Tweet about a luxury horse.

6 Tweets about his clothing and accessories.

Several Tweets quoting himself or referencing quoting himself.

Kanye's Twitter Is Intolerable, And He Must Be Stopped

Kanye's Twitter Is Intolerable, And He Must Be Stopped




And countless Deep Thoughts:

Kanye's Twitter Is Intolerable, And He Must Be Stopped

Kanye's Twitter Is Intolerable, And He Must Be Stopped

Kanye's Twitter Is Intolerable, And He Must Be Stopped

Kanye's Twitter Is Intolerable, And He Must Be Stopped

Kanye's Twitter Is Intolerable, And He Must Be Stopped

Kanye's Twitter Is Intolerable, And He Must Be Stopped