Schwartzman's Stache, Cera's Pants And Other Puzzling Looks From The Pilgrim Premiere

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, which premiered at Grauman's Chinese Theatre, is about Michael Cera battling his lady's evil exes. But while there was some dubious fashion on display, nothing was as alarming as our hero's lower half:

Schwartzman's Stache, Cera's Pants And Other Puzzling Looks From The Pilgrim Premiere

I don't even know if you can even call this a "scroll-down fug." Scroll-down folly, maybe.


Schwartzman's Stache, Cera's Pants And Other Puzzling Looks From The Pilgrim Premiere

Sigourney Weaver's really tall, so I can't even imagine how long this inseam was. Most of us need to hem our pants, but wouldn't you think she'd be immune to that?


Schwartzman's Stache, Cera's Pants And Other Puzzling Looks From The Pilgrim Premiere

Anna Kendrick, subscribing to the "three wrongs just might make a right" school of red-carpet dress.


Schwartzman's Stache, Cera's Pants And Other Puzzling Looks From The Pilgrim Premiere

Abigail Breslin goes sweetly 60s-inflected: a teen summer classic!


Schwartzman's Stache, Cera's Pants And Other Puzzling Looks From The Pilgrim Premiere

Mary Elizabeth Winstead plays Pilgrim's dream-gal: classic bombshell feels apropos.


Schwartzman's Stache, Cera's Pants And Other Puzzling Looks From The Pilgrim Premiere

Alison Pill currently plays a princess in Pillars of the Earth. Here, a regal 60s-inspired getup worthy of the tinseltown iteration.


Schwartzman's Stache, Cera's Pants And Other Puzzling Looks From The Pilgrim Premiere

Judd Apatow with best-girls Iris and Maude, who clearly chose their own outfits.


Schwartzman's Stache, Cera's Pants And Other Puzzling Looks From The Pilgrim Premiere

Sometimes, a cigar is just a cigar. Other times, you're the star of a show whose entire premise is your having an enormous member.


Schwartzman's Stache, Cera's Pants And Other Puzzling Looks From The Pilgrim Premiere

Jason's shoes take the 90s revival extremely literally.


Schwartzman's Stache, Cera's Pants And Other Puzzling Looks From The Pilgrim Premiere

Kieran Culkin, lookin' foxy. And makes-you-feel-old grown-up.


Schwartzman's Stache, Cera's Pants And Other Puzzling Looks From The Pilgrim Premiere

Aubrey Plaza has yet another angry cat!

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