Paula Abdul Has An Important Announcement To Make

Today in Tweet Beat, everybody shh! Paula's got something to say! Also, people are booking JWoww to appear at their weddings.

please give me a second....less than a minute ago via Seesmic

someone else had a little puppy they were up all night with. who was it? please tweet me, is the puppy still sick? xoP www.PaulaAbdul.comless than a minute ago via Seesmic

I think I am booked at more Sweet 16's & Weddings than Club appearances come September & October! lolless than a minute ago via Facebook

The book is blonde ambition:the untold story of anna nicole smith. Reading this and trainwreckless than a minute ago via txt

I havent had any wine in days... :) I feel great....less than a minute ago via web

Come Party with us Tonight in St Tropez! http://twitpic.com/27yipoless than a minute ago via Twitpic

@ParisHilton omg, i hate it there, i have an allergy to st trope, i hope you are well dear. x courtless than a minute ago via web

I literary bumped into Joan Cusack on the way 2 the bathroom on the set.Didn't even know she was gonna be on Law & Order so it surprised meless than a minute ago via UberTwitter

Alabama is so hot it must've been a relief for the civil rights protesters when the fire hoses were turned on them.less than a minute ago via mobile web

Ratio of people offended vs. people who found my last tweet funny: 12:1.less than a minute ago via mobile web