Today in Tweet Beat, everybody shh! Paula's got something to say! Also, people are booking JWoww to appear at their weddings.

please give me a second....less than a minute ago via Seesmic

someone else had a little puppy they were up all night with. who was it? please tweet me, is the puppy still sick? xoP www.PaulaAbdul.comless than a minute ago via Seesmic

I think I am booked at more Sweet 16's & Weddings than Club appearances come September & October! lolless than a minute ago via Facebook

The book is blonde ambition:the untold story of anna nicole smith. Reading this and trainwreckless than a minute ago via txt

I havent had any wine in days... :) I feel great....less than a minute ago via web

Come Party with us Tonight in St Tropez! http://twitpic.com/27yipoless than a minute ago via Twitpic

@ParisHilton omg, i hate it there, i have an allergy to st trope, i hope you are well dear. x courtless than a minute ago via web

I literary bumped into Joan Cusack on the way 2 the bathroom on the set.Didn't even know she was gonna be on Law & Order so it surprised meless than a minute ago via UberTwitter

Alabama is so hot it must've been a relief for the civil rights protesters when the fire hoses were turned on them.less than a minute ago via mobile web

Ratio of people offended vs. people who found my last tweet funny: 12:1.less than a minute ago via mobile web