Chris Brown Is Untouchable; Rob Thomas Isn't Talking Shit About Kristen StewartS

In today's Tweet Beat, Chris Brown is shouting at the world, Gaga has a hangover, and Vincent Gallo really, really wants some maple syrup.

I got 30 cars... whole lotta dancers... i take em everywhere... im mc hammer!!!! RICK ROSSless than a minute ago via web

just got of the phone wit mel gibson about re makin the movie "ROOTS" he said it was a good idealless than a minute ago via web

Today I've had my teeth scraped by a dentist and been scolded by twattybugs who thought I was tweeting & driving. #betterthanbeingmelgibsonless than a minute ago via mobile web

A day at the clearport while my plane is getting new Carpet. Therapeutic indeed http://yfrog.com/0oif8sjless than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone

Going w @ladystarlightny (and a hangover) to kick our own asses in rocknroll power yoga, can I wear my cowboy boots? LET'S GET HOT!less than a minute ago via OpenBeak

Why cant tabloids can't get anything right? Even the DUMBEST stuffless than a minute ago via UberTwitter

i was thinking of some other great casting choices i want to see. MEL GIBSON in YENTL.less than a minute ago via web

lindsay lohan in the remake of WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BABY JANE.less than a minute ago via web

o.k. i'm not talking shit about kristen stewart. just not a fan. not like she would give a shit.less than a minute ago via web

Today was a REALLY shitty day to run out of maple syrup. REALLY shitty day.less than a minute ago via Tweetie for Mac

Let's see if Twitter is actually good for anything: Followers! BRING ME MAPLE SYRUP!!!less than a minute ago via Tweetie for Mac

THIS IS A PROMISE! If you find me and have maple syrup we can take a photo together. Also; I will sign your maple syrup.less than a minute ago via Tweetie for Mac