What's a good way to spice up a story about lobbyists' influence over Congress? Make it about sexy seductresses, obviously! Preferably blond ones.
And no, we're not talking about John McCain and his New York Times-alleged "closeness" to a lobbyist who just happened to be a woman and blond. According to The New York Post, "Sources say House Minority Leader John Boehner has told GOP congressmen who partied with lobbyists "to knock it off." What does that mean, exactly? To The Post, it means SEX.