Girl Raised By Wolf Blitzer Struggles To Re-Enter SocietyS

Meet Molly, the 10-year-old girl raised by Wolf Blitzer. She still speaks to imaginary friend "Christiane Amanpour," but thankfully she's stopped raving about how CNN has the "best political team on television."

Girl Raised From Birth By Wolf Blitzer Taken Into Protective Custody [Onion News Network]