Sarah Palin Is The Next Dan BrownAnna North7/14/10 5:25pmFiled to: Write brothersI write likeWritingsarah palinKurt VonnegutDan BrownGwyneth PaltrowRoman PolanskiGizmodo304EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkI Write Like tells you which famous writer's style your words resemble. Of course we tried it on ourselves — and a few other luminaries.According to the app, I personally write like Kurt Vonnegut, at least when I'm talking about the Palins. Which is especially flattering since Sarah Palin — or whoever does her Facebook notes — writes like Dan Brown. So does birther/blogger/dentist/lawyer Orly Taitz. In an upset, Levi Johnston's blogging sister Mercede writes like ... Nabokov! And Gwyneth's GOOP stylings apparently make her a regular Stephen King. The fact that all these ladies write like dudes suggests to us that there are few female writers in I Write Like's database. But since Roman Polanski's public statement about his house arrest also turns up Kurt Vonnegut, maybe we should take all these results with a grain of salt.