Today in Tweet Beat, Lindsay goes after Dr. Drew, her father, and Joan Rivers in less than 280 characters. Plus, Mariah Carey's hairdresser is shitting himself because he burned her with a curling iron.
Joan Rivers and her "stargument" make me believe that she and Michael Lohan are a match made in heaven....
Lindsay Lohan
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in the words of 50 cent.. "You shouldn't throw stones if you live in a glass house and if you got a glass jaw, you should watch yo mouth"Lindsay Lohan
lindsaylohan
Thanks @lindsaylohan sounds like a terrific plan! Actually happy to see you have retained your sense of humor despite your circumstances
Dr. Drew
drdrew
Just now hairstylist(who shall remain nameless) abused me w/a curling iron whil trying to curl and dancing to my new song..ow
Mariah Carey
MariahCarey
I'm searching for some aloe or whatever but its not looking pretty..its basically a welt..Oh the trials and tribulations Divadom!Mariah Carey
MariahCarey
Now he's all trying to put toothpaste on it and swears its a home remedy,I'm like "Stop crying,you're NOT fired "lolMariah Carey
MariahCarey
if your going to change your credit post identity fraud, i love how theres a jillion books how to prevent identity fraud but 0 on how to fix
Courtney Love
CourtneyLoveUK
i know a human being with a 940 fico score of course he had to use all sorts of crazy tricks for it, and he wanted me to pay 30k to find outCourtney Love
CourtneyLoveUK
When I was 12 'Le Freak' by Chic was my favorite song, and for the life of me I can't figure out why
Billy Corgan
Billy
why do so many teen girls love me? dont they know im taken~
Lars Ulrich
larsinthecave
If I have to hear one more euro trash pop record with tone deaf people singing I might die. No offense.
Brooke Hogan
MizzHogan
I LOVE READING!!!
Jackie Collins
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