Reader Roundup: Learn The Truth About Cats. And Lindsay Lohan.

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Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Read Lindsay Lohan's Impressive Courthouse Notes: "Next role: female lead in Helvetica 2: Fully Loaded.. • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Cat Rejects Turtle's Offer Of Friendship: "Not that we needed it, but this is definitive proof cats are assholes. Who ignores an adorable baby turtle trying to make friends? An asshole, that's who."

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Reader Roundup: Learn The Truth About Cats. And Lindsay Lohan.

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