Beyoncé Involved In Car Crash

  • Beyoncé "narrowly escaped" being injured earlier this week when a cab collided with her chauffeur-driven car in London.

The door of the taxi was ripped off and her car was damaged, but B was fine and when another car picked her up, she went on ahead to dinner with Jay-Z. [MTV.co.uk]

  • Despite every single thing you have ever read in Midweek Madness, Angelina says she and Brad are "not separated for more than three days, ever." And: "We're very much Mommy and Daddy in our pajamas." [This Is London via Parade]
  • Terrifying: Heidi Montag would like to adopt a baby. Can't she just dress up and play with her old scooped out back fat? [Showbiz Spy]
  • Victoria Beckham turned down champagne and it is news. [Daily Mail]
  • OMG! Jennifer Aniston has a new boyfriend! They went to dinner! He was on a couple of episodes of True Blood! HE COULD BE THE ONE! [Daily Mail]
  • "Despite being photographed together over the weekend in Los Angeles, Jennifer Aniston and True Blood actor Christopher Gartin are not an item." [Hollywood News]
  • "Aniston's Rep Dismisses New Man Reports." [Daily Express]
  • Wow. The Grammy rules have changed, all because Lady Gaga got robbed. [Contact Music]
  • Lindsay Lohan had a fit after she got sentenced, telling her friends that Judge Marsha Revel is a "fucking bitch." A bitch of a law expert! [TMZ]
  • Lindsay Lohan allegedly stuck something between her SCRAM device and her leg in order to block the reading of her alcohol level — at least twice since she's had it. Allegedly! [TMZ]
  • Lindsay Lohan's probation has been extended to August 2011 — which means she faces a year of random testing after she serves her 90 days in jail. [Daily Express]
  • "A probation report released Wednesday showed six drug screenings from Lindsay Lohan since May were clean of illicit drugs and alcohol." [AP]
  • Lindsay Lohan did not attend her birthday party last night. [People]
  • Lindsay Lohan's jail cell looks…sparse. She'll be separated from Gen Pop. [NYDN]
  • Before Amy Winehouse sang with Mark Ronson the other night, she hit the bottle backstage. Mark was pissed and yelled at her. [The Sun]
  • "Ke$ha Not The Girl In Sex Footage." [Contact Music]
  • Unsolicited Uterus Update: Megan Fox is not pregnant. [Contact Music]
  • Kate Hudson's boyfriend Matt Bellamy of Muse has joined Kate and her family on vacation in Greece. [Page Six]
  • Kanye West: Walk like an Egyptian. [NY Times]
  • Which is more shocking? That Ryan Seacrest kissed a girl? Or that Ryan Seacrest has a yacht? [Page Six]
  • LOL at Colin Farrell's combover for the movie Horrible Bosses. [PopWrap]
  • Thinking about Justin Bieber's virginity this early in the morning is just not right, and the fact that it's his mom talking about him staying pure and honoring women just adds to the squick. [Contact Music]
  • Simon Cowell thinks Harry Connick, Jr. would make a good replacement judge on American Idol. [Daily Express]
  • Crystal Bowersox got her teeth fixed! [PopWrap]
  • Alexis Bellino of The Real Housewives Of Orange County almost had the worst 4th of July ever, when a stroller holding two of her kids rolled into a pool. [<a href="a stroller holding two of her children rolled into a nearby pool. [NYDN]
  • If you are interested in grody text messages between Vienna and her ex-boyfriend who is NOT Jake from the Bachelor (which prove that she was not loyal to Jake) you'll find them at the link. A sampling: "u are all I want!!!! I want to sex u up so bad baby!" [TMZ]
  • Jennifer Saunders from Absolutely Fabulous is free of breast cancer after eight months of treatment. Be well sweetie darling! [Mirror]
  • Leonardo DiCaprio blew his vuvuzela at a World Cup game which made Mick Jagger covered his ears. [Hindustan Times]
  • Celebrity Rehab finally has a "star" to add to the cast — or at least an addict: Jeremy London. [Perez]
  • Hayden Christensen filed a lawsuit against USA Networks because that show Royal Pains was his idea. [Daily Express]
  • Tom Sizemore's ex-girlfriend claims he punched her in the head and face repeatedly, punched her in the stomach and threw a long knife on the floor (?). Sizemore denies everything and says the story was fabricated. [Daily Express]