Why Dress Like A Wife When You Can Dress Like A Mistress?

Can you brew bathtub gin? Can you keep up with a well-cycled male chauvanist who rides like he's in the Indianapolis 500? Do you think of yourself as a liberated woman? You should be wearing the Mistress Collection. By Funky.

Why Dress Like A Wife When You Can Dress Like A Mistress?

As you can tell, this vintage ad campaign is completely looney tunes. Today's fashion advertising may sell sex and liberation, but only the Mistress Collection paints such a vivid picture — of a woman into stripping, ocelots, suckling pigs, home-baked bread and erotic poems.

It's tough to say what's more fascinating — the idea of trying to describe the perfect mistress? Or the idea that a woman would want to dress like one? And where is that lady going in that open-necked black studded bell-bottomed jumpsuit thingy? And is that picture with the black guy in the middle basically the best thing you've ever seen or what?

Mistress Collection By Funky [Chateau Thombeau]