Pregnant Alicia Keys Takes A Tumble

She was at the Essence Music Festival in New Orleans — which sounds like it was amazing (Mary J. Blige! Earth Wind & Fire! Janet Jackson!). Maybe stilettos while pregnant isn't a great idea? (She just fell on her ass and she's fine btw. Video at the link.) [Hollywood Rag]

  • Angelina Jolie's new tattoos are "swirly bits of ink." Scintillating! [NYDN]
  • Four words to get your heart racing: Javier Bardem on Glee! [Mirror]
  • Hackers targeted Justin Bieber! And fans of The Beebs! Is nothing sacred? [NY Post]
  • They finally aired the much-hyped (previously recorded) Bachelor reunion. Liar, famewhore, potato, potahto. [People]
  • This Lindsay Lohan item about a judge, possible jail time, and her dad stepping in is new, but it could merely be recent, old or fabricated. It's just all so familiar. [Page Six]
  • Lindsay thinks the judge hates her, but she won't go to jail. [TMZ]
  • Lindsay wore a see-through top over the weekend. [Egotastic]
  • Meanwhile, in a terrifying twist, Michael Lohan and Rachel Uchitel hung out over the weekend. [TMZ]
  • Gwyneth and Beyoncé watched Jay-Z perform in London on Sunday; Madonna, Jesus Luz and Kate Moss were also at the show. [Just Jared]
  • Hot new couple: Reggie Bush and Amber Rose. [Page Six]
  • Rock hard abs can be yours, if you buy The Situation's vitamin supplements. [Page Six]
  • It's kind of cool that the dude from Muse will meet his girlfriend's mom, because that means he's meeting Goldie Hawn. [NYDN]
  • Dear Dean McDermott: Sorry to hear about your motorcycle accident. Glad you're out of the ICU. However. We do not need to know about your catheter "cutting you up" as it came out. Barf. [CNN]
  • Tony Bennett dedicated a song to Amy Winehouse during a show and the crowd booed. Haters. [Mirror]
  • Prince has declared that the internet is over. Nice knowing you guys. [Buzzfeed, Buzzfeed]