Shirts Optional At Twilight: Eclipse's London Premiere.

Why is this shirtless youth standing on the shoulders of a Charlie Chaplin statue in Leicester Square? When it comes to Twilight premieres, we've stopped asking these questions.

Shirts Optional At Twilight: Eclipse's London Premiere.

I always feel kinda miffed when the cast disperses to promote the films in different locales and instead of the greatest love triangle of our era, we get some minor werewolves and assorted Cullens. But! Ashley Greene is certainly representing sparkle-vamps for all she's worth!


Shirts Optional At Twilight: Eclipse's London Premiere.

Kelly Rowland, in one of the single oddest cutaway frocks these eyes have ever seen. And the more you stare, the more confusing it becomes!


Shirts Optional At Twilight: Eclipse's London Premiere.

For some reason, Joe "one of the Jonas brothers" Jonas was here. With Nikki Reed, in the Isadora Duncan look that we're coming to expect, like.


Shirts Optional At Twilight: Eclipse's London Premiere.

Holly Willoughby does a little red carpet chameleon-ing.


Shirts Optional At Twilight: Eclipse's London Premiere.

Natalie Sulliman clearly enjoyed Tan-Grams as a child.


Shirts Optional At Twilight: Eclipse's London Premiere.

Okay, I like rompers, playsuits, jumpers and onesies probably more than the next guy. But Chloe Madeley: this is not appropriate. And I don't want to be on the cartoon farm where it is, and where Fraulein Maria apparently makes all the clothes out of old feed sacks.


Shirts Optional At Twilight: Eclipse's London Premiere.

Ali Bastian continues the pastels trend in stiff cocktail-wear.


Shirts Optional At Twilight: Eclipse's London Premiere.

I don't, personally, like having large pockets over my breasts: it makes it kinda hard to use them functionally. (The pockets, that is. Well, the breasts too!) Duffy disagrees.


Shirts Optional At Twilight: Eclipse's London Premiere.

Gok Wan is the Carson Kressley of the UK. No, literally: he hosts How to Look Good Naked there. Hence the glow of his enthusiasm is blinding enough that he's forced to wear shades at all times.


Shirts Optional At Twilight: Eclipse's London Premiere.

Paloma Faith is my favorite. That is all. The reasons should, I think, be evident: she's obviously about to perform "45 Minutes From Broadway" just like in Yankee Doodle Dandy.


Shirts Optional At Twilight: Eclipse's London Premiere.

Sinitta, perhaps the only person who can comfortably sit through a movie in her getup.


Shirts Optional At Twilight: Eclipse's London Premiere.

Obligatory Twilight eye-candy comes in the form of Kellan Lutz, who's apparently desperately searching for an underground crap game. The Greek's in town! Harry the Horse! Big Julie!

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