Katy Perry Paid For Her Mom's Plastic Surgery

  • Breaking: Katy Perry kissed a girl. [TMZ]
  • Also! Katy Perry bought her mom a facelift. Katy's dad says:

"They took 25 years off her. I am serious — it's amazing. I don't know how I am going to handle this. I mean, she doesn't look like her mother no more, she looks like Katy Perry's sister." [The Sun]

  • Lindsay Lohan allegedly owes an L.A. clothing boutique $16,888.63; she bought $1,865 ostrich heels; 1,425 snake skin heels; a $3,600 leather trench coat and a $5,900 gold ring with diamonds, among other items. How did she leave the store with merchandise but without paying? Oh yeah: She's Lindsay Lohan. [TMZ, NYDN]
  • Megan Fox's dad is "thrilled" that she married David Silver. But he wasn't at the wedding: "Megan gave me a call after the ceremony, and then sent a photograph of her and Brian with her iPhone," says Franklin Fox, who is a Tennessee parole officer. [Radar Online]
  • At the link: Still images from the sure-to-be epic film Burlesque, starring Christina Aguilera and Cher. Wigs! Bright lights! Sequins! [Daily Mail]
  • Kristen Stewart appeared on George Lopez's show last night and juggled! Love that she took off her heels first. [E!]
  • Something called Eclipse set a record — raking in $30 million from midnight screenings. Save yourself two hours and read what it was like to sit through the movie here. [CBS News]
  • At the link: Everything you need to know about Julianne Moore's same-sex love scenes with Annette Bening in The Kids Are All Right. [NYDN]
  • LOL Jonas Brother headline of the day: "Virgin Nick Is Ladykiller." [The Sun]
  • Shocker: Jake from The Bachelor used Vienna to get famous. [Radar Online]
  • Anderson Cooper: Leaving CNN? [NY Post]
  • Kim Kardashian is indeed getting immortalized with a wax figure. As one commenter notes: "And it all started with a sextape, amazing!" [The Life Files]
  • The Kardashian sisters are guest-starring on the season 3 premiere of 90210 — which, for some reason, requires them to have big hair. [ONTD]
  • Janet Jackson looks gorgeous on the cover of Essence, though her new haircut is maybe better than the weave/wig pictured. [The Life Files]
  • Fergie has been "ordered" by the royal family not to appear on Celebrity Rehab, which sorta sucks because it would be really awesome to see her argue with Jeff Conaway. [Perez]
  • To go to the World Cup, Paris Hilton packed just a few things, as you can see in the oh-so-2002 picture at the link. [The Life Files]
  • "He's gotta keep his birdies away from his cubs. Tiger Woods has been banned from bringing his floozies near his two kids under a divorce agreement." Oh, and Elin Nordegren is getting $750 million. [Page Six]
  • Katherine Jackson has a business plan to produce movies about Michael Jackson's life — she has hundreds of hours of video. Of course,
    the Michael Jackson estate has the exclusive right to market Michael Jackson's name and image. So… we'll see. [TMZ]
  • Behold! A painting of heaven (?), starring young Michael Jackson and Tupac. [BWE]
  • Rob Lowe is the next media mogul, act accordingly. [Page Six]
  • Lily Allen would like for you to know that she is not too young to have a baby. [Daily Mail]
  • Mamie Gummer — daughter of Meryl Streep — is currently in Hawaii, filming Off The Map, a drama about a tropical island clinic, from Grey's Anatomy creator Shonda Rhimes. Sounds promising! [Page Six]
  • Christopher Hitchens has cancer. [Page Six]
  • Mel Gibson has been spilling his guts and confessing about his (allegedly abusive) relationship with Oksana Grigorieva — but he's been talking to Reverend Clement Procopio, the man who runs Mel's mega-church. So there's confessor-confessee confidentiality and whatnot. [TMZ]
  • "Justin Rego: My Time on Bachelorette Was a ‘Living Hell'." [People]
  • Method Man has pleaded guilty to tax evasion charges, and you can put that in your bong and smoke it. [NYDN]
  • "I've been thinking of trying my hand at rap. I've been recording snippets on my BlackBerry." — Rufus Wainwright. [Telegraph]