This week the tabs share lurid details from stars' sex lives: Joel cheats on Nicole with a "mystery blond," Kendra describes group sex with Hef, and Jake Pavelka has a penchant for hiding in dark closets...while praying.
"How I Lost 10 lbs In 10 Days!"
What we have here is a six-page story based on a photo of Kate Gosselin running. She likes to listen to an MP3 player! There's no interview with Kate, BTW. But a doctor who does not treat her says she "appears" to have lost 10 pounds in 10 days. Moving on: Jon Gosselin generally dates younger women, according to an insider, "because he's young at heart." In Suri Cruise news, Tom is a "real stage father" when she does little shows at home, and makes her put expression in her lines. Suri saw The Karate Kid and told her dad he oughta put her in a movie like that. Also, Suri is obsessed with Mary Poppins, and wants a nanny like that. Allegedly, hundreds of nannies have applied. British accent is a must. Last week, In Touch had a spread called The Case Of The Missing Curves, and this week Ok! has "What Happened To Scarlett's Cleavage, which is very similar. ScarJo was on the second page of last week's In Touch spread, which we didn't scan, but believe us when we say: Been there, seen that. Yawn.
Grade: F (Left at the altar.)