Britney Accused Of Abusing Her Sons

  • Britney Spears is facing allegations that she abused her two young sons.

A former bodyguard claims that she beat one kid with a belt and fed both boys food they were allergic to, making them violently ill. This is the same guy who claims Britney sexually harassed him by walking around naked, and he says was forced to quit his job due to Britney's erratic behavior. Grain of salt? [The Sun]

  • Oh lord, the tabloids are gonna love this one: "Jennifer Aniston has been visiting a life coach to make her baby dream come true." [News.com.au]
  • Breaking: Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon have a new dog, Jackie Lambchops. [This Is London]
  • Would you like to see Sandra Bullock and Jesse James' divorce papers? [Radar Online]
  • Megan Fox's rep confirms that Megan and David Silver are indeed married. [Daily Express]
  • This columnist alleges that Megan Fox married Brian Austin Green superfast because she has "lost all her self-confidence" and Brian is her life support and is "willing to take care of her." [Janet Charlton's Hollywood]
  • Wait, in that 2007 DUI case, cops thought Lindsay Lohan's coke was a breath mint? And so there was evidence contamination? Amazing. She is so lucky. [TMZ]
  • Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner went bowling together in NYC! Team Jacob! [People]
  • Aww: Taylor Lautner still lives with his parents. [News.com.au]
  • "I definitely want to record an album, direct a film and start my own religion." — Robert Pattinson. [This Is London]
  • Bono has doubled his investment in Facebook. [Daily Express]
  • Jon Gosselin's new tattoo was his girlfriend's idea, of course. [Radar Online]
  • Here are some pictures of Vienna from The Bachelor doing a split and shoving her face in some dude's crotch as a crowd looks on. Spring break y'all! [TMZ]
  • In an interview to air July 5, Vienna calls Jake a liar and a famewhore. As the kids say, LOL. [People]
  • Larry King is hanging up his suspenders and ending his nightly show on CNN after 25 years on the air. [TMZ, People]
  • The loathsome Piers Morgan will probably replace Larry King. [Radar Online]
  • Witnesses say Jason Bateman lied about the iPhone incident in which he was pulled out of line and escorted inside. Jason claimed: "There wasn't one boo. Not one hiss. The Apple guy brought me in away from the paparazzi. Period. I was content in line. I wish I'd stayed." But a witness says: "There was a chorus of boos and then people shouting, 'What?' and 'We've been here for hours!'" [Us]
  • Jason Bateman now says: "If there were boos, I didn't hear them. If some were mad, I didn't see them. I wish I had. If you're out there, I'm sorry." [Us]
  • Coming to the radio airwaves in the US: Russell Brand. [This Is London]
  • Lily Allen is writing songs for the Bridget Jones musical. No, really. [Deadline Hollywood]
  • "EXCLUSIVE: Jersey Shore's Snooki Kicked Out Of Bar As She Battles Another Girl Over Secret Boyfriend." [Radar Online]
  • Bret Michaels is still not 100%, says a spokesperson. He has pain from chemical meningitis, short term memory loss and gets fatigued faster than normal. [People]
  • Whitney Port is the new spokesperson for an acne-fighting treatment called Zeno. Doesn't it seem like acne cream spokespeople never had acne to begin with? [Page Six]
  • Ladies love Ryan Kwanten, aka Jason Stackhouse from True Blood. That is all. [Page Six]
  • Elizabeth Vargas did a Good Morning America segment about Michael Douglas's financial battle with ex-wife Diandra Douglas, but neglected to mention that she dated Michael before his divorce with Diandra was finalized. Whoops! [Page Six]
  • When paparazzi tried to snap a shot of Andy Roddick and his wife, Brooklyn Decker, at a World Cup festival in London, Andy hid behind Brooklyn. Used her as cover. [Gatecrasher]
  • Angela Kinsey — who plays Angela on The Office — has filed for divorce from her husband of 10 years, Warren Lieberstein, who works as a writer and producer on the show. [People]
  • Ooh! Scandal on Broadway! A chorus girl had to leave Rock Of Ages because she's knocked up — and she's pregnant by the show's star, former American Idol contestant Constantine Maroulis. [Page Six]
  • Get your starfish and coffee ready; Prince is releasing new music. [The Life Files]
  • Grace Jones shows in Ireland: Canceled. [Daily Express]