20 Things Lindsay Lohan Says She Didn't Do

With her frequent appearances in tabloids and court rooms, Lindsay Lohan is so used to denying any and all allegations regarding her conduct that she's been using Twitter to compulsively post what she didn't do. Here are our faves.



She didn't design for Ed Hardy.

20 Things Lindsay Lohan Says She Didn't Do




She didn't want a jet.

20 Things Lindsay Lohan Says She Didn't Do




She didn't cheat.

20 Things Lindsay Lohan Says She Didn't Do




She didn't get a tattoo.

20 Things Lindsay Lohan Says She Didn't Do




She didn't do coke in that bathroom.

20 Things Lindsay Lohan Says She Didn't Do




She didn't trip while drunk, she was pushed.

20 Things Lindsay Lohan Says She Didn't Do




She didn't drive.

20 Things Lindsay Lohan Says She Didn't Do




She didn't leak her songs.

20 Things Lindsay Lohan Says She Didn't Do




She didn't set off her alcohol monitoring device.

20 Things Lindsay Lohan Says She Didn't Do




And neither did her kombucha.

20 Things Lindsay Lohan Says She Didn't Do




She didn't go to Teddy's.

20 Things Lindsay Lohan Says She Didn't Do




She didn't get turned away from the club.

20 Things Lindsay Lohan Says She Didn't Do




She didn't do the thing they said she was doing when she didn't go to Fashion Week.

20 Things Lindsay Lohan Says She Didn't Do




She didn't kill an animal.

20 Things Lindsay Lohan Says She Didn't Do




She didn't smoke.

20 Things Lindsay Lohan Says She Didn't Do

20 Things Lindsay Lohan Says She Didn't Do




And when she did, she didn't smoke Marlboros.

20 Things Lindsay Lohan Says She Didn't Do




She didn't give probable cause.

20 Things Lindsay Lohan Says She Didn't Do




She didn't have the real call time for the photo shoot.

20 Things Lindsay Lohan Says She Didn't Do




She didn't Tweet about Rihanna.

20 Things Lindsay Lohan Says She Didn't Do




And she didn't Tweet that other Tweet, either.

20 Things Lindsay Lohan Says She Didn't Do