Total Eclipse Of Fashion Sanity At NYC Screening

The Cinema Society Screening of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse at Crosby Street Hotel took place on a muggy, gross night. And just looking at the stars' weird fashion choices made us feel hot. Not in the sexy way.

Total Eclipse Of Fashion Sanity At NYC Screening

K.Stew once again goes mini, goes newly auburn, may have had a preschooler collage her frock. Which is by no means a criticism.


Total Eclipse Of Fashion Sanity At NYC Screening

If Maggie Rizer wants to wrap herself in Leger on a night when the rest of us had to run our nighties under the "cold" tap before getting into bed, well, more power to her.


Total Eclipse Of Fashion Sanity At NYC Screening

Taylor Lautner, possibly about to bust out with "Luck be a Lady."


Total Eclipse Of Fashion Sanity At NYC Screening

Wow, Abigail Breslin in an unusually mature getup! My mom would never have let me buy this for Bar Mitzvah season! (And no, being the only one in Laura Ashley is not the solution, either.)


Total Eclipse Of Fashion Sanity At NYC Screening

Let's go ahead and assume Hilary Rhoda likes Missoni.


Total Eclipse Of Fashion Sanity At NYC Screening

Kelly Bensimon, per usual, is strangely smug about appearing ridiculous. Indeed, I'd call her lifestyle brand Smug Absurdity By Bensimon.


Total Eclipse Of Fashion Sanity At NYC Screening

Her guest wasn't ID'd, but I'm gonna guess that Susie Essman was here with her stepdaughter, making her one of the few adults whose presence is explicable.


Total Eclipse Of Fashion Sanity At NYC Screening

Bryan Batt has the air of a NOLA denizen who can handle humidity, weather changes and heat, and run a cute home design store while he's at it.


Total Eclipse Of Fashion Sanity At NYC Screening

Dree Hemingway, perhaps the only person not sweltering. She got it from Papa. (Handling heat, not her jersey sarong. Although, I guess, you never know.)


Total Eclipse Of Fashion Sanity At NYC Screening

If I were trying to imagine the least-comfortable way to sit through a two-hour vampire film, skin-tight strapless satin would be high on that list. Nicole Miller agrees, and may have won the apparent competition attendees were involved in.


Total Eclipse Of Fashion Sanity At NYC Screening

I'm really hoping Hamish Bowles is a serious Twi-hard


Total Eclipse Of Fashion Sanity At NYC Screening

Is Rachel Roy bringing back the spat for summer? Because that would be God's work.



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