Megan Fox Is Married; Kristen Has A Pet WolfS

  • Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green tied the knot last week in Hawaii, and we're just hearing about it now.

Apparently they had a "fairly large" wedding, but with "more security than guests." The whole thing was "very hush hush" and everyone was sworn to secrecy. The two are still in Hawaii, honeymooning, and if you want to see a fuzzy pic of them wearing wedding rings, by all means, click the link. [Star]

  • Oprah is on top of the Forbes celebrity "power list," duh. [AFP]
  • Wait a minute: Kristen Stewart has a pet wolf? [E!]
  • Kristen Stewart's hair is red. Reddish. By the way. [People]
  • Markus Klinko and Indrani, the photographers who have the Bravo reality show Double Exposure, say that they're still open to working with Lindsay Lohan, despite her epic lateness to the set of her 6126 leggings shoot. Klinko claims that tonight's episode will feature LL talking about her sexuality: "I think everybody's going to sit there with their mouths open… It's pretty jaw-dropping." [E!]
  • Britney Spears and Kevin Federline: Together! For their sons' graduation from pre-school. [Hindustan Times]
  • Uh-oh: There's trouble in paradise between Liev Shreiber and Naomi Watts, so Liev has jetted away to Tahiti for about a week to "sort things out, mentally." This means he'll miss some of his promotional duties for Salt, in which he stars with Angelina Jolie. Liev's rep denies this report, but since Hollywood couples never seem to last we'll see. [Gatecrasher]
  • Unsolicited Uterus Update: Beyoncé is not, repeat not pregnant. We know this not because she says so, but because she was spotted sipping champagne at her sister's birthday party. [Gatecrasher]
  • Emily Blunt had her bachelorette party in LA recently, with a group of ladies — including Amy Adams. Dancing! Cocktails! [People]
  • Michael Douglas' ex wants more money a decade after their divorce; she believes she's entitled to half the money he makes for Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps. Messy! [News.com.au]
  • Jeremy Piven dropped his BlackBerry down the toilet at a sushi restaurant in Chicago, and you can make your own jokes about shitty service. [Page Six]
  • Bret Michaels is in talks with American Idol producers and may very well replace Simon Cowell on the show. Bret says he could bring "a little grit" back to the program. [Daily Express]
  • Jermaine Jackson says Chris Brown "is a human being like all others, we all make mistakes. What he did was wrong. I love Rihanna... I'm one of his biggest fans... We can't condemn him because of what happened. We hope he learns from this." And: "He deserves to perform because it's healing for him. How can he learn from his mistakes if you don't give him the chance? He needs that. I support him a thousand per cent; I'm not supporting what he did because it was wrong, but, at the same time, we have to give him a chance." [Daily Express]
  • John Mayer did some stand-up comedy on Thursday night in NYC, and it didn't go well. Luckily, his set was only 10 minutes. [Gatecrasher]
  • Emma Watson stars in this music video from One Night Only, probably because she's dating the lead singer. They're cute together in a puppy dog way. Oh wait, they are puppies? Hmm. [E!]
  • Jennifer Capriati's ex-boyfriend claims that two big things happened right before she OD'd on prescription drugs: He returned to porn and she got depressed about tennis while Wimbeldon was on. [TMZ]
  • Project Runway is coming back July 29, and it will be 90 minutes instead of 60. But it will start at 9pm instead of 10, which is good. [AP]
  • LOL: Gordon Ramsay "has an eye for rump roast." [TMZ]
  • Is Jake from The Bachelor gay? [Radar Online]
  • Janeane Garofalo will join the cast of the Criminal Minds spin off. [Ain't It Cool]
  • In a VH1 Behind The Music special, Jennifer Hudson talks about her family's murder, saying, "It's all a blur, it was surreal." She also discusses being in seclusion for two weeks, and how she prayed day and night. [People]
  • Kelly Osbourne says that while her mom, Sharon, is redoing the family mansion in Buckinghamshire, she's not touching Kelly's room: "My mum's funny though, she won't change anything in my old bedroom - it's still got fairies on the walls and a little blue bed from when I was little." [Mirror]
  • A stripper claims that Dr. Conrad Murray was drinking just before midnight the night before Michael Jackson died. She also claims that weeks before MJ's death, Dr. Murray invited her to MJ's house. Joe Jackson plans to have his lawyer interview this woman for his wrongful death lawsuit. [TMZ]
  • Geena Davis was at the United Nations on Monday, promoting gender equality and the empowerment of women in children's media. [CNN]
  • This video of Lenny Kravitz joining a New Orleans street choir, which was singing Lenny Kravitz songs, is confusing: Did he know they'd be there? Did they know he'd be there? [The Sun]
  • Because Hollywood cannot resist films about toys, a movie based on Lego: Coming soon. [Reuters]
  • Ne-Yo's girlfriend is pregnant; he told Ebony magazine: "I am 30, and I do have my first child on the way, and I'm very, very, very excited about that. It's a New Year's baby." [This Is London]
  • At the link, Mariana Klaveno — aka Lorena — talks about the insane sex scene in Sunday's episode of True Blood, and says: "We added the blood, which wasn't in the script, and it became far more violent. More like a rape scene actually. Which of course makes it all the more disturbing when you hear Lorena's line." [PopWrap]
  • "Former Melrose Place actress Amy Locane-Bovenizer was charged in a drunk driving accident Sunday night that killed a New Jersey woman." [NY Post]
  • Weird headline: "Lingerie model sadly sends son to join dad Mick Jagger." [Page Six]
  • The Wire's Dominic West married his college sweetheart at Glin Castle in Limerick, Ireland. Was Bunk there? [Daily Express]