Today we've got lots of below-the-waist glory — not like that, pervs. Focus! Specifically, focus on Hendry Thomas of Honduras and Tranquillo Barnetta of Switzerland, amongst others.

Dirk Kuyt of the Netherlands and Benoit Assou-Ekotto of Cameroon: When they get air like this, it's almost like they're floating. Like angel legs.

Keisuke Honda of Japan: We're picking up what you're putting down.

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Goddammit, Ronaldo. You keep showing up here! What is your deal?

Good things are happening right here for New Zealand's Tommy Smith, whether Roque Santa Cruz of Paraguay likes it or not.

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Peter Pekarik of Slovakia is trying to take down Italy's Fabio Quagliarella, but it's not happening — Fabio's glorious stems are deeply rooted in the ground.