The Clothes Were Undead At The Twilight Saga: Eclipse PremiereS

Brace yourselves, Twi-hards: 'The Twilight Saga: Eclipse' premiered last night at L.A.Live's Nokia Theater, and it was epic. All the KStew and RPatz your hearts crave, plus some of the worst clothes you've ever seen...it just doesn't get any better!

The Clothes Were Undead At The Twilight Saga: Eclipse PremiereS

Talking to KISS-FM's JoJo Wright on the red carpet, Kristen Stewart apparently said, "I wish I didn't have to show up in these dresses – we look like demigods when we show up. I want to be able to run around and not have my feet feeling like they're going to fall off." In fairness, no one forced her to show up in this dress specifically, which seems to have taken "demigod" - or at least, demidress - literally.


The Clothes Were Undead At The Twilight Saga: Eclipse PremiereS

Rob, meanwhile, channels the Wonders.


The Clothes Were Undead At The Twilight Saga: Eclipse PremiereS

Bryce Dallas Howard was a rare bright spot, in her vintagey canary. Was anyone else reminded of Tacy at Tib's wedding...? No...? Okay, then.


The Clothes Were Undead At The Twilight Saga: Eclipse PremiereS

Ashley Greene also got the demigod memo.


The Clothes Were Undead At The Twilight Saga: Eclipse PremiereS

There was a good deal of trussing going on here. Jaime King - in Burberry Prorsum, if I'm not mistaken - had one of the more elegant iterations.


The Clothes Were Undead At The Twilight Saga: Eclipse PremiereS

Sarah Hyland's swaddling bands: cobalt.


The Clothes Were Undead At The Twilight Saga: Eclipse PremiereS

Even the generally impeccable Dakota Fanning upped the glitz and the embellishment for the occasion.


The Clothes Were Undead At The Twilight Saga: Eclipse PremiereS

For all you Team Jacob folks, don't worry: Taylor Lautner goes Rat Pack.


The Clothes Were Undead At The Twilight Saga: Eclipse PremiereS

Speaking of retro-Vegas! (Well, crossed with a dose of Joan Collins.) Hard not to dig this sleek turn from Catalina Sandino Moreno.


The Clothes Were Undead At The Twilight Saga: Eclipse PremiereS

Anna Kendrick in the Marchesa Barbie thing everyone's so hipped on these days.


The Clothes Were Undead At The Twilight Saga: Eclipse PremiereS

There's a lot one can say about Heather Morris's getup, but no one can accuse her of of not matching horizontals.


The Clothes Were Undead At The Twilight Saga: Eclipse PremiereS

AnnaLynne McCord is falling into the Lisa Rinna "in case you didn't notice I'm sexy" school of red-carpet dress.


The Clothes Were Undead At The Twilight Saga: Eclipse PremiereS

Jennifer Love Hewitt, clearly ready to sidle up to the bar in some frontier saloon.


The Clothes Were Undead At The Twilight Saga: Eclipse PremiereS

Perhaps the worst of the evening? LaLa Vasquez, in what should, but won't, mark the end of the interminable 90s revival.


The Clothes Were Undead At The Twilight Saga: Eclipse PremiereS

That said, she's getting stiff competition from Sunny Mabrey.


The Clothes Were Undead At The Twilight Saga: Eclipse PremiereS

Or is Elizabeth Reaser a contender?


The Clothes Were Undead At The Twilight Saga: Eclipse PremiereS

Nikki Reed's Swan-Lakey Marchesa is surely the best ice-dancing getup of the lot, that's beyond doubt.


The Clothes Were Undead At The Twilight Saga: Eclipse PremiereS

Stephanie Meyer's purse: mysterious indeed.


The Clothes Were Undead At The Twilight Saga: Eclipse Premiere

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