Today in Tweet Beat: new Daily Show correspondent Olivia Munn elaborates on some recent, uh, comments. Plus, Dita Von Teese helps out a little old lady.

I don't have a new tattoo :)less than a minute ago via UberTwitter

Watchin Jerry Springer 20yrs.. I love this show. It's the GREAT EQUALIZER.. Proves that everyone, every race, every sex, is fucked up. #FLTGless than a minute ago via TweetDeck