Today in Tweet Beat: new Daily Show correspondent Olivia Munn elaborates on some recent, uh, comments. Plus, Dita Von Teese helps out a little old lady.
Lady Power? Let's just call it Human Being Power! Yaaay!.... Wait, that's not as catchy is it? http://tiny.cc/jjtm8
PS: The Daily Show is so fucking awesome. AND they give us free lunch!... wait, they won me over with the free lunch?! God, I'm so naive.
If a guy's messing with you, just party him. If a girl's annoying you, just party her. IF SOMETHING'S WRONG, JUST PARTY IT.
Little old lady in drugstore shouting for help with mascara, so I acted as store clerk. It was fun. No one else was helping her!
She was shouting "MABELLINE! WHERE'S THE MABELLINE?!HELP!" It seemed really serious. Sadly, they were out of brown. She can't wear black.
Shoe of the day!!!! Zanotti!! http://yfrog.com/3vr3lj
I don't have a new tattoo :)
I am so sorry Ryan. Had I known I was infectious, I would not have called. Fortunately, hair gel is a natural antibiotic @RyanSeacrest
Watchin Jerry Springer 20yrs.. I love this show. It's the GREAT EQUALIZER.. Proves that everyone, every race, every sex, is fucked up. #FLTG
Start painting the nursery...bundle of joy is on its way. http://twitpic.com/1zmtly