Today in Tweet Beat: new Daily Show correspondent Olivia Munn elaborates on some recent, uh, comments. Plus, Dita Von Teese helps out a little old lady.

Lady Power? Let's just call it Human Being Power! Yaaay!.... Wait, that's not as catchy is it? http://tiny.cc/jjtm8less than a minute ago via UberTwitter

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oliviamunn
oliviamunn

PS: The Daily Show is so fucking awesome. AND they give us free lunch!... wait, they won me over with the free lunch?! God, I'm so naive.less than a minute ago via web

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oliviamunn
oliviamunn

If a guy's messing with you, just party him. If a girl's annoying you, just party her. IF SOMETHING'S WRONG, JUST PARTY IT.less than a minute ago via web

ANDREW WK
AndrewWK

Little old lady in drugstore shouting for help with mascara, so I acted as store clerk. It was fun. No one else was helping her!less than a minute ago via UberTwitter

Dita Von Teese
DitaVonTeese

She was shouting "MABELLINE! WHERE'S THE MABELLINE?!HELP!" It seemed really serious. Sadly, they were out of brown. She can't wear black.less than a minute ago via UberTwitter

Dita Von Teese
DitaVonTeese

Shoe of the day!!!! Zanotti!! http://yfrog.com/3vr3ljless than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone

kylie minogue
kylieminogue

I don't have a new tattoo :)less than a minute ago via UberTwitter

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Lindsay Lohan
lindsaylohan

ahhh!! Got the @jimmykimmel curse and my radio computers crashed! We just bolted from my E! studio to our backup studio at @1027kiisfmless than a minute ago via UberTwitter

Ryan Seacrest
RyanSeacrest

I am so sorry Ryan. Had I known I was infectious, I would not have called. Fortunately, hair gel is a natural antibiotic @RyanSeacrestless than a minute ago via web

Jimmy Kimmel
jimmykimmel

Watchin Jerry Springer 20yrs.. I love this show. It's the GREAT EQUALIZER.. Proves that everyone, every race, every sex, is fucked up. #FLTGless than a minute ago via TweetDeck

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ICE T
FINALLEVEL

Real Housewife of NJ @daniellestaub is on my @hlntv show 2nite. I'll try my best not to throw any furniture at her, but no promises.less than a minute ago via Seesmic Web

Joy Behar
JoyVBehar

Start painting the nursery...bundle of joy is on its way. http://twitpic.com/1zmtlyless than a minute ago via Twitpic

josh groban
joshgroban