Lindsay Ordered To Fess Up About Drug Use; Farrah Contacts Tori From Heaven

  • Lindsay Lohan will finally have to answer for her behavior on that wacky night in 2007 when she stole a car, ran over a guy's foot, and was arrested with a baggie of coke in her pocket (allegedly, natch).
  • A judge has ordered Lindsay to be deposed for the civil suit brought on by the people who were in the car. First, though, she'll have to return to court on July 6 for a probation violation hearing. At least she'll be in a lot of air-conditioned buildings this summer. [Radar]
  • Joan Rivers' longtime ex-manager Billy Sammeth is suing the comedian for "being humiliated" in her acclaimed documentary Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work. (If you've seen the doc—during which Joan gets emotional about her cherished relationship with Billy, and was broken-up when she finally had to fire him after not being able to get in touch with him for several months—Billy doesn't really have much of a case.) [TMZ]
  • The next Twilight movie will have more sex and violence. [Telegraph, The Mirror]
  • More on the sexy sex in the Twilight movie, Taylor Lautner says, "Some of those scenes were pretty hard for me." (That's what he said.) [EW]
  • Are Sandra Bullock and Jesse James moving toward a reconciliation? Who knows, but they're back on speaking terms. [Us]
  • Tiger Woods and his wife are "very close to finishing the negotiations and filing and signing the paperwork" in their divorce. Elin is reportedly getting $750 million. [Radar]
  • Meanwhile, a DNA test proves that Tiger is not the father of—his alleged mistress—Devon James' 9-year-old son. Documents reveal that James—who filed a paternity case against Woods earlier this month—had a DNA test conducted in 2002 proving that some other dude's the baby daddy. [TMZ]
  • Alexis Neiers—of E!'s Pretty Wild—who plead no contest to the burglary of Orlando Bloom's home (where she also puked and peed in his bushes) begins serving her six-month jail sentence today. [TMZ]
  • Unsurprisingly, evidence points to Joe Jackson as the mystery person behind the "unauthorized" Michael Jackson memorial set for Saturday evening. [TMZ]
  • Mariah Carey has ordered her interior designer to bid on Michael Jackson's ornate living room set at a Las Vegas auction tomorrow, even though there are no Hello Kitty faces on it. [TMZ]
  • The MJ auction will also include a never-before-seen photo of Jackson, that's very Bowie meets Presley. [Daily Mail]
  • In more MJ news, his estate is pissed about a Michael Jackson documentary opening in Japan this weekend, because it was not authorized. (Read: the estate is not benefiting financially from it.) [Yahoo]
  • And this shit never ends: Howard Mann, who co-wrote a coffee table book about MJ called Never Can Say Goodbye, is threatening to sue MJ's estate for allegedly trying to discredit the book—which he co-wrote with Katherine Jackson. [TMZ]
  • Also, Dr. Conrad Murray won't lose his Nevada medical license after some of his friends payed off the money he owed on back child support. [TMZ]
  • Wesley Snipes is hoping that his conviction of tax evasion—which landed him a three-year prison sentence—will be overturned now that his former financial adviser (and key witness at Snipes' trial) has been arrested for securities fraud of $59 million. [Yahoo]
  • Kate Gosselin will return for a co-host stint on The View on July 2. [Us]
  • Hopefully Kate can get her botched Botox job fixed before then. [Us]
  • Yes, Kim Kardashian is dating Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Miles Austin, even though the "anonymous source" in the story admits it's not official. [Access Hollywood, Radar]
  • Nas is trying to catch up on his mortgage payment and spousal support he owes to Kelis. [TMZ]
  • Farrah Fawcett has contacted Tori Spelling from the grave during Spelling's meeting with medium John Edward. They were trying to connect with her late father Aaron Spelling, but I guess he's siding with Candy or something. [Extra]
  • Sylvester Stallone is in talks with "Junior" John Gotti to produce and star in a biopic of John Gotti, Sr. [TMZ]
  • Britney Spears has supposedly been making secret phone calls to creepazoid Adnan Ghalib. [Us]
  • Chynna Phillips filed for divorce from her husband Billy Baldwin10 freaking years ago. Obviously they didn't go through with it, but I guess she needed to let us know. [Us]
  • Paul McCartney cried while performing "Ebony and Ivory" for President Obama after accepting the Gershwin Prize for Popular Song from the Library of Congress. Pussy. [Express]
  • Alicia Keys and her fiancé Swizz Beatz participated in some spiritual ceremony involving a fig tree and their fetus. [People]
  • Gwyneth Paltrow cooked with a deep fryer a few weeks ago. She's different! In related news, the rest of us are indifferent. [Us]
  • Apparently, the M.I.A./Lady Gaga feud is still relevant enough to make it into gossip items because when asked about it a recent event, M.I.A. said, "No comment." [E!]
  • Heather Mills has been engaged in a letter-writing campaign to get some reporters in trouble for breaching "Clause 1 of the Editors' Code of Practice," after she didn't like some unflattering shit they wrote about her. And that is exactly how she will get tons more unflattering shit written about her. [Independent]
  • Jake Pavelka made ex-fiancee Vienna Girardi cry during the taping of the reunion show of The Bachelor. Or The Bachelorette. I don't know. They're like the only piece of shit shows I don't watch. [Us]
  • "I don't understand what's going on…" La Toya Jackson on her brother Michael's death, and probably most other matters [E!]
  • "I'm like 'Wow, good thing [Twilight] worked out,' because if it had bombed that would not have been good." - Deep Thoughts with Taylor Lautner [Reuters]
  • "I hate vampires." - Miley Cyrus [E!]
  • "Tori [Spelling] thinks that having another baby will keep Dean [McDermott] from cheating, but she's kidding herself. Plus, she can barely handle the two kids she has, and Dean's not much help around the house." - A super bitchy anonymous source (Candy, is that you?) [Star]
  • "This guy shakes my hand and says, ‘You worked on Lost in Translation with my [then] girlfriend. Was she as much trouble for you as she was for me?' But Scarlett [Johansson] was 17 when I worked with her, so no, she wasn't. I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, but I don't know who the fuck anyone is. I go through US Weekly, and it's filled with reality stars I've never heard of. I don't recognize anyone." - Bill Murray on running into Josh Hartnett at a Brooklyn restaurant [BlackBook]
  • "I read it with my mother, actually; she helped me learn the lines. And my mom liked it! And that was my first clue, like, Oh, okay, it's not just a penis show." - Jane Adams on getting her first Hung script [NY Mag]
  • "I'm very family-oriented, so I at least want a boy and a girl and I just want them to be involved in sports, and respect elderly people, like myself, when they're little." - Snooki [Us]
  • "We didn't have my stripper pole in my house ever since I gave birth, now we're going to hang it up. I feel sexy again." - Kendra Wilkinson, on motherhood and physical fitness [People]