@PerezHilton help me film a sex tape with Lady Gaga then I will really be using her properly for press. All i need is 8 minutes or so...
Designing my 4th of July outfit!
Staying in the most beautiful, magical house I've ever seen. I wish all my little monsters were here with me, The Eve of the Eltonball.
Madonna copied everyone!including me.HIGHEST form of Flattery!!RT @RossBender I wish lady gaga would find someone else to emulate.
Madonna fans,relax.:)She is the Queen of reinvention.Im just sayin Gaga,is inspired by her and that's cool.Btw,Madonna loves it!
Omg this car just lifted off the ground goin over this hill and squished my poof on the roof. Almost had a heart attack. Whew...
Snooki and jwow looked so cute. They are really fun TAN girls. We love tan!!!!!!!
Why are most of the REAL HOUSEWIVES on TV broke? Doesn't anyone pay them?
My body's so terrible, Sports Illustrated asked me to be in their Snowsuit Issue.
"Rolling Stone" may have brought down the US military commander in Afghanistan. Worse, they only gave Miley's new album 3 out of 5 stars.
Remember pple only write nasty things and make fun of u cuz they're insecure with themselves and jealous always remember that!
i should nt be tweetin this but um drunk as a fool rite naaa hahahaha