10 Moments Of Pure Manlove From Team USA

Quite literally at the last minute, the U.S. scored a single goal against Algeria, ensuring their ascension to the next round of play. The ensuing celebration was unadulterated ecstasy, adorable boy-joy at its finest! Herewith, scenes from the cuddle party.

Landon Donovan, Clint Dempsey, and Jozy Altidore lost all control.


10 Moments Of Pure Manlove From Team USA

Goalie Tim Howard was not about to miss out on a good pile-up, and he's been cleared for takeoff.


10 Moments Of Pure Manlove From Team USA

And Landon, who scored the last-minute goal, basically died.


10 Moments Of Pure Manlove From Team USA

He also cried. As he teared up on camera, he gave a quick shout-to his ex-wife. Anyone with a beating heart teared up too.


10 Moments Of Pure Manlove From Team USA

Howard took Landon's head in his big padded hands, and the two engaged in a celebratory mind-meld.


10 Moments Of Pure Manlove From Team USA

Actually, it was hard for anyone to keep their hands off of Landon's head.


10 Moments Of Pure Manlove From Team USA

Landon squeezed Clint Dempsey tight — never let go! — while young Jozy Altidore moved in for a piece of the cuddle action.


10 Moments Of Pure Manlove From Team USA


DaMarcus Beasley hitched a celebratory ride on captain Carlos Bocanegra's back. Jealous?


10 Moments Of Pure Manlove From Team USA

If he could, Bill Clinton would be out there rolling around on the pitch with the rest of 'em.


10 Moments Of Pure Manlove From Team USA

Ultimately it was just a big, happy jumble of abs and thighs and cleats and joy, joy, joy.