Today in Tweet Beat, Heidi and Spencer are posting ads—for the same company—that make light of their supposed separation, Lindsay Lohan wants to hang out with a child, and Sherri Shepherd doesn't get it about massage parlors.

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HAH!! while heidi shops, I'm meeting hotties on http://bit.ly/9BCZf4 (Ad)less than a minute ago via Ad.ly Network

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Spencer Pratt
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maybe being single wasn't such a bad idea after all... http://bit.ly/9zIJw9 (Ad)less than a minute ago via Ad.ly Network

Heidi Montag
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"People r so pathetic," Kardashian, 25, Tweeted. "Y would I give some1 a gift w/ their money?" haha I bought all Heidi gifts with her money!less than a minute ago via web

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Spencer Pratt
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i need to find Benny who's 12 yrs old & on the show "Dad Camp" on VH1 & i want to spend a day or 2 w/him & let him know he's not alone..less than a minute ago via web

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Lindsay Lohan
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http://tweetphoto.com/28585455 this couldn't be more UNTRUE- Sucks when "friends" use you(in this case (cont) http://tl.gd/229krfless than a minute ago via UberTwitter

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Lindsay Lohan
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So many massage parlors in Hell's Kitchen - seriously does EVERYBODY's feet hurt over here? I'm going in LOLless than a minute ago via UberTwitter

Sherri Shepherd
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I'm addicted to this lifestyle, I'm addicted to the beats, I'm addicted to being original, and no one can take that away from me :) my life.less than a minute ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

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Nicole Polizzi
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Nothin like sittin in with my favorite jazz quartet for some monday standards. I love new york,I love my friends, + that orange colored sky.less than a minute ago via OpenBeak

Lady Gaga
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Yesterday was the longest day of the year, unless you count the time I interviewed Lance Armstrong.less than a minute ago via web

Conan O'Brien
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If a year ago you would have told me I would be RTing @JustinBieber, I would have said, "I am doing what to who?"less than a minute ago via web

Larry King
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