Calista & Harrison Tie The Knot; Oprah Gives Employees iPads & $10KS

The couple have been together for eight years, and got engaged on Valentine's day in 2009. This is Han Solo's third marriage and Calista's first. [TMZ, Page Six, Daily Mail, People]

  • J.Lo wore a dress that had diamond-shaped spiked studs which dug into her bare skin, hence the headline "Jennifer Lopez Suffers To Be Beautiful." See the gown at the link. Ouch. [Daily Express]
  • Despite what Star magazine reported, Prince William and Kate Middleton are not engaged, and the news that she is pregnant is "complete nonsense." [CNN]
  • If you worked for Oprah right now, you'd have an i Pad and a $10,000 check — that 's what she gave to every employee at O Magazine, regardless of how long they had been at the company. [NY Post]
  • Oprah, Maria Shriver, Jessica Simpson and Laura Ling are among those set to headline the the Women's Conference 2010, which kicks off in Long Beach, CA., on October 24. [People]
  • Miley Cyrus, Katy Perry and Megan Fox all have new tattoos. Miley got the word "Love" inked in her ear; Megan has a quote by poet Angela Monet: "Those who danced were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music" — which she got in honor of Mickey Rourke; and Katy has a sanskrit tattoo, identical to one Russell Brand has, which reads Anuugacchati Pravaha and means "go with the flow." [NYDN]
  • Sandra Bullock "long suspected" that Jesse James had the hots for Kat Von D. An insider says: "Jesse tried to hook up with Kat while he was married to Sandra… he let it be known he was very attracted to her, but she ignored him, and that was that." [Radar Online]
  • Amy Winehouse's dapper new boyfriend has been good for her — she's stopped drinking and smoking! Allegedly. [The Sun]
  • Rihanna's next record will be "like Thriller." [Perez]
  • Eddie Cibrian is leaving CSI Miami. [E!]
  • Good news or bad news? No Goonies sequel is in the works. [Contact Music]
  • "Cher Won't Star As Catwoman In Next Batman Movie." Um… was that even a possibility? [Daily Express]
  • Cops were called to a bar in Maryland when someone claimed 16-year-old Justin Bieber was inside drinking alcohol. But it was just a woman who looks like The Beebz. And she's 27. [TMZ]
  • This certainly raises an eyebrow: actor Jeremy London (Party Of Five) was kidnapped, held at gunpoint and forced to smoke drugs. [Radar Online]
  • It's really looking like Piers Morgan will take over Larry King's spot at CNN. [Page Six]
  • "EXCLUSIVE: Snooki's Secret Boyfriend Caught In 'Nazi Salute' Photo Scandal." [Radar Online]
  • Jersey Shore's Sammi punched a woman at a Miami night club, but won't go to jail… because she left town. [The Wrap]
  • Larry David on the rumor that his ex-wife had an affair with Al Gore: "Complete nonsense." [Page Six]
  • A source says: "Heidi and Spencer are trying to play out a fake reality show in the press and get paid along the way. They've been approaching magazines and Web sites to buy the fake story of [Cougar] Zank having an affair with Heidi. They've been asking for $100,000. But no one is interested as they don't sell magazines." [Page Six]
  • A Spencer Pratt Twitter rampage? Cry for attention. [Radar Online]
  • Tori Spelling says she's not anorexic, she just has stomach problems. Swine flu and migraines caused her to lose weight: "I've never had a great stomach, but [being ill] just completely tore up my stomach and broke down my immune system, and I've basically just been a mess ever since, stomach-wise." [NYDN]
  • Behold, Zac Efron shirtless. [Daily Mail]
  • At the link: Rupert Grint rocks out, singing the Beastie Boys. [The Sun]
  • No one wants to take the blame for the near-riot that happened in New York City on Tuesday night when Drake was set to do a free concert (with Hanson). [Page Six]
  • Warren Beatty's daughter wants gender-reassignment surgery. [Perez]
  • Tonya Paoni from Big Brother 3 caused a multi-vehicle car crash last summer, and has now been arrested in Illinois for reckless homicide. [TMZ]
  • "Sexuality and love can be different things. I can be attracted to a woman sexually, but it doesn't mean I want to be in love with a woman." — Cameron Diaz. [NYDN]
  • "I didn't want to get bitter while waiting for something to happen, so when I was 27, I told my agent I was stopping and going to work for Greenpeace. He said, 'Please just have this one meeting.' It was with Tim Burton, for Big Fish, and I got the part." — Marion Cotillard. [ONTD via Female First]