São Paulo Fashion Week: Strange Hat HighlightsS

Sao Paulo fashion week hosts models like Gisele, and brands like Alexandre Herchcovitz and Rosa Cha. But if it paraded one spring trend, it's hats. Big hats, small hats, feathered hats and Lego hats: the Brazilian runways had them all!

São Paulo Fashion Week: Strange Hat HighlightsS

There were so many extravagant pieces of headwear on display that this Talitha Getty-worthy turban looks comparatively understated and chic.

São Paulo Fashion Week: Strange Hat HighlightsS

Some shows treated their models like queens.

São Paulo Fashion Week: Strange Hat HighlightsS

Others, like dunces.

São Paulo Fashion Week: Strange Hat HighlightsS

And still others, like Christmas presents wrapped up by your auntie on Adderall who has too many kinds of wrapping paper and bows and just. could. not. choose. one.

São Paulo Fashion Week: Strange Hat HighlightsS

As promised: A Lego character wig-hat. (Hat-wig? Hwig? What?)

São Paulo Fashion Week: Strange Hat HighlightsS

Men in attendance were not exempt from this cruel onslaught of unflattering toppers.

São Paulo Fashion Week: Strange Hat HighlightsS

Anyone for pick-up sticks?

São Paulo Fashion Week: Strange Hat HighlightsS

Pebbles Flintstone, all grown up, made a cameo.

São Paulo Fashion Week: Strange Hat HighlightsS

Some of the models just couldn't take it anymore.

São Paulo Fashion Week: Strange Hat HighlightsS

"I am doll eyes/Doll parts/Doll love..."

São Paulo Fashion Week: Strange Hat HighlightsS

[Insert pun on "feather in cap" here]

São Paulo Fashion Week: Strange Hat HighlightsS

It's like the designer said, "Wait, this outfit is super-busy and seems to be styled with clashing, striped ear-muffs. With dangly things. I know! Let's try that on Bruna Tenório. Because if she can't pull it off, nobody will."

And though she made no response, Bruna's side-eye says it all.

São Paulo Fashion Week: Strange Hat HighlightsS

I feel confident that this outfit was inspired by Eddy Monsoon in the first episode of Absolutely Fabulous.

São Paulo Fashion Week: Strange Hat HighlightsS

Claes Oldenburg as headwear, anyone?

São Paulo Fashion Week: Strange Hat HighlightsS

Neon slinkies. We'll all be wearing them on our heads come March. You just mark my words.